Funny Happy Birthday Message
Happy birthday to my favourite [punk rocker] from the past! (Also known as a hippy, goth, Valley Girl, or grunge rocker.)
Funny Happy Birthday Message
From one of your favourite nefarious figures (After the printed Happy Birthday on the card)
Funny Happy Birthday Message
I hope it’s more cheerful than I was at a [shoe sale]! (Alternatively, a spa, a bar, a coffee shop, or a beach.)
Funny Happy Birthday Message
Today is your day to be the focus of attention! It’ll be back to me tomorrow.
Funny Happy Birthday Message
Please make me a [martini]! Or even two! (Alternatively, use the recipient’s favourite beverage.)
Funny Happy Birthday Message
This year, I think you’ll get a pony! JK. That’ll never happen.
Funny Happy Birthday Message
Congratulations on your and your cat’s birthdays! (I know how much the cat despises being left alone.)
Funny Happy Birthday Message
What’s it like to be live proof that Black doesn’t break?
Funny Happy Birthday Message
‘Party thy ass off!’ Shakespeare says.
Funny Happy Birthday Message
You get first dibs on the gifts you don’t like!
Funny Happy Birthday Message
You certainly don’t appear to be a slob!
Funny Happy Birthday Message
I hope you get all of your desires, even the strange ones.
Funny Happy Birthday Message
Sorry, but there isn’t any money in this place.
Funny Happy Birthday Message
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please It’s becoming monotonous and predictable.
Funny Happy Birthday Message
You old geezer, have a wonderful day! (Isn’t it true that it takes one to know one?)
Funny Happy Birthday Message
We all know you’re just turning up on your birthday to show off! And we’re all on board.
Funny Happy Birthday Message
Father Time sent an SMS message. He just CANNOT be with you.
Funny Happy Birthday Message
