Best 50+ FunnyMothers Day 2017 Wishes, Quotes and Messages
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Funny Mothers Day 2017 Wishes
|Funny Mothers Day Wishes|
May your Mother’s Day celebration temporarily distract you from the horrid economic reality of delayed retirement.
It happens that I open my mouth and my mother comes out. Happy Mother’s Day!
There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap, no roses as lovely as her smile, no path so flower as that imprinted with her footsteps. Happy Mother’s Day!
I want to thank you for not leaving me on someone’s threshold. Happy Mother’s Day!
Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
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Mother’s love is peace. It need not be acquired. It need not be deserved. Happy Mother’s day.
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
All I want for Mother’s Day is to be as far away from these kids as possible.
Happy Mother’s day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
Our dear and well- beloved mum, you children and grandchildren wish you never to grow old, never to get sick and to stay always so kind, gentle and cheerful!
The sweetest sounds to mortals given Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven. Happy Mother’s Day!
Have a nice Mother’s Day and be sure you still have chances to mess up someone else’s life.
The most charming and the most beautiful mother of ours, we can’t give you the world but we give you all our love and appreciation.
Nothing compares to the abundance of pure, selfless love that a mother has for her children.
Funny Mothers Day 2017 Quotes
|Funny Mothers Day Quotes|
I love you lightly more than I love my dad. Happy Mother’s Day!
If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?
Mothers change job most frequently! They turn singer to make a child sleep; they turn teacher, philosopher, psychologist, friend, nurse and so on. Happy Mothers Day to my Dearest Mother and friend!
Dear Mom, you’re my second least embarrassing parent on Facebook. Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who fed me as a baby and through most of my twenties.
My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
The only trouble with Mom is that it’s just impossible to fool her! She knows it all once she looks into our eyes!
I wish you happy unintentional Mother’s Day.
For all the love you’ve given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
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Don’t forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your Mom for Mother’s Day. After all, you’re one of the reasons she drinks.
A man’s work is done as the day finishes. But Mother is always found with something left to be done.
Mom, thanks for providing me with love that’s as never-ending as your voicemails.
I wish this Mother’s Day lunch will help deny 364 days of my ungratefulness.
I wondered if my smile was as big as hers. Maybe as big. But not as beautiful.
I God gift some extra hands to Mothers, she will try some more recipes for her children.
I am grown up but sometimes I desperately feel like talking to you and hearing your voice. So please keep your phone charged now onwards! Wish you smiles and fun today!
Funny Mothers Day 2017 Messages
|Funny Mothers Day Messages|
On this auspicious day, I would like to thank you for allowing me to be parasite inside your body for nine months and then parasite outside for all your life. Happy Mother’s Day to my mommy.
It is never easy being a mother.If it were easy, fathers would do it.
Moms are never scared of thinking of her children; not even at cost of her own mental balance.
If dad and me are a gang then you are a police as you are always trying to fine us for our mistakes. But I am blessed to have a mommy police like you. Happy Mother’s Day to you.
A worried mother does a better research than the FBI.
Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
Dear Mom, I know Mother’s Day is one of the top celebration and I wish you a Happy Mother’s Day, even though I pretty much raised myself.
Mum, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically!
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.
Mothers are all slightly insane.
I always think that when I will be a mother, I would be not like you. You have given your child too much of freedom and I would never do that. LOL. Happy Mother’s Day to my sweet mother.
Working mothers are modern day experiment to prove that sleep and rest are not necessary for living.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t Fool Mom.
I know I am a lazy girl but I just found out that it is in my genes and I cannot help it much… so indirectly it is your fault and not mine. Wishing you a very Happy Mother’s Day
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